Archive for June, 2006

27
Jun

M-am abonat la internet

Va spun un lucru strict secret
M-am abonat la internet
In prima zi de stat pe chat
9 gagici am agatat

Si le-am chemat la 7 fix
La barul din cartierul X
Cand le-am zarit pe toate 9
Doamne, parc-am intrat la ZOO

Prima-i bruneta cu par drept
Pe maini, pe fatza si pe piept
Si m-a privit zimbind usor
Trantita intr-un carucior

A doua insa m-a uimit
Cu nasul ei cel ascutit
Putea sa taie castraveti
Dintr-un judetz in alt judetz

A treia mi-a rinjit cuminte
Cu gura fara nici un dinte
C-un jet de stropi s-a prezentat :
“Salut, sunt Silvia Scarlat”

A patra tipa cred c-avea
Vreo 4 tone si ceva
Din fusta-i stramta de nailon
Faceai trei huse la camion
Pe-a cincea n-o vedeam de loc
Doua grisine-n virf c-un smoc
Spre mine cand s-a indreptat
De la efort a lesinat

A sasea-i buna, ma incita
Insa de-a saptea e lipita
Vai ce mirifice fapturi
Trei maini, un ochi si doua guri

A opta arata beton
Proptita-n carja si-n baston
La 83 de ani si-un pic
Mi-a zis c-ar vrea sa-i fiu gagic

A noua tipa, dragii mei,
Te dizolvai in ochii ei
“Eu sunt Marina” mi-a soptit
O noapte-ntreaga ne-am iubit

Acuma daca vreti sa stiti
De ce am ochii obositi
Si merg mai cracanat putin
Marina mea era… Marin!

26
Jun

A quote a day

“Dragostea consta in dorinta de a da ceea ce este al tau altuia si de a simti fericirea acestuia ca si cum ar fi a ta.” - Emanuel Swdenborg

26
Jun

Isn’t that nice? And it’s true…

Doar pentru ca toate pasarile au aripi, nu inseamna ca toate zboara la aceeasi inaltime…

24
Jun

Intrebari puse de femei in timpul meciurilor

a. Astia cu cine joaca?
b. Poti sa schimbi pana ma uit la „Tanar si nelinistit?”
c. Auzi, Figo e casatorit?
d. Tie care tricou iti place mai mult?
e. Aia care n-au mingea de ce fug?
f. Te intereseaza si prelungirile?
g. Cate reprize sunt in total?
h. Germanii de ce joaca asa de dur?
i. Daca in spatele portii este plasa de ce nu se pune si in jurul terenului?
j. Cat de inalt se poate lovi cu mingea?
k. Arbitrul are voie sa joace carti in timpul meciului?
l. De ce toata lumea fuge in cealalta directie dupa ce au dat un gol?
m. Vrei sa vorbesti cu mama la telefon?
n. Ce crezi, cand vom avea timp sa mergem undeva in vacanta?
o. Ma iubesti?
p. Cat mai tine meciul?
q. Ai dus gunoiul?
r. Ce e pe HBO?
s. Iaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar meci?

24
Jun

Tipuri de prezervative ;)

Prezervativul PRIMOLA - Ce-i al tau e pus de-o parte!
Prezervativul GARNIER ESSENTIALS - Special pentru ten uscat si sensibil!
Prezervativul ORANGE - 10 minute de vis in orice retea!
Prezervativul POIANA - Da gust iubirii tale!
Prezervativul ECOLPAST - Simplu de aplicat!
Prezervativul COLA VANILLA - Rasplateste-ti curiozitatea!
Prezervativul SUGUS - Mesteci si faci fata distractiei!
Prezervativul DIN DRAGOSTE - Iubiti-va mult!
Prezervativul FANTA - La distractie se cunoaste!
Prezervativul REXONA - Dureaza 19 zile!
Prezervativul EUCERIN - Hidratare intensiva, regenerare rapida, eficienta demonstrata!
Prezervativul VELAFLEX - 24 de ore, volum si fixare!
Prezervativul ARCTIC - Garantie 3 ani!

23
Jun

Flipsyde - Someday

Super melodie. Super versuri. Super videoclip.

Come on..
Shalalalala.. Shalalalala

[Chorus:]
Some day, we gonna rise up on that wind, you know,
Some day, We gonna dance, with those liars..
Someday, we gonna break free from these chains..
And keep on, flyin..
Yeaa..

They tellin me it’s all good, just wait
You know im gonna be there, some day
Sippin on champaign, ok,
Gotta get these things, one day
You’ve been through another lie,

You know,

Searchin for that other high,
Starve or i gotta steal, We steal
Kill or im gonna be killed,
I got a sack in my pocket..
Count ya gel and drop it,
You know we gonna lose it..

Some day..

And we try to hold it all together,
But the devil is too clever so
I’m gonna die, You gonna die, We gonna die,
Some day, one day, I said..

[Chorus]
Some day, we gonna rise up on that wind, you know,
Some day, We gonna dance, with those liars..
Someday, we gonna break free from these chains..
And keep on, flyin.. Yea.

Come on..

Try ta lie, but it aint me
Aint me, tryin ta look but I cant see,
Cant stop right now, cause im too far
And I cant keep goin cause it’s too hard
When the day and the night- is the same thing,
Only field on the block, It’s the same game

Only real if you stop, Then thres no pain
But ya cant feel pain, and it’s no game.
Rearrange and ya change and its all there,
Then ya try to maintain but ya fall back,
When ya crawl and ya slip and ya slide down,
Gonna make it to the top, and it’s hard now,

Tore a hole in my soul and i die hard,
All alone in the night, in the graveyard
Some day, one day, Imma be free
And they wont try ta kill me for being me.

Hey,
Someday.

[Chorus]
Some day, we gonna rise up on that wind, you know,
Some day, We gonna dance, with those liars..
Someday, we gonna break free from these chains..
And keep on, flyin.. Yea.

If you know how this is,
Gonna see, It’s not that easy.
Dont stop, get it till it’s done,
And where you are or I’ll be gone,

I said..
Keep on, Try a little harder,
To see everything, you need to be..

Believe. In your dreams, that you see,
When your asleep….

[Chorus w. different end]
Some day, we gonna rise up on that wind, you know,
Some day, We gonna dance, with those liars..
Someday, we gonna break free from these chains..
And keep on, Keep on, Keep on, Keep on,

Keep on flyin… Yea..

Get it right now.. {repeat til fade}

23
Jun

It’s all about YM spam

Din ciclul trimite la 10 persoane in 5 minute va prezentam: “De necrezut dar adevarat!!!! scrie numele tau de trei ori la rand, apoi sterge tot, apoi apasa shift+alt+ctrl+tab+esc+enter+del+F1+F2+F3+F4+F5+F6+F7+F8+F9+F34, apoi restarteaza calculatorul apoi stinge-l de tot, arunca monitorul pe fereastra, calca in picioare tastatura, toarna apa pe carcasa in timp ce e in priza, da foc la mouse shi joaca fotbal cu boxele, apoi priveste in oglinda si vei vedea o fata de idiot. E PE BUNE FAZA!!!!… P.S.: Nu uita sa te gindesti la persoana iubita !!!!!!!!






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